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Every trade
buys a Mad Lad.

Half of every trading fee flows into the treasury. When it covers the floor, the bot buys the cheapest Mad Lad on Magic Eden and locks it in the dev wallet. Nothing is ever sold.

Buy $MADLADS How it works

FEE 1% per trade · TREASURY 0.5%
RULE buy floor · never sell
ROYALTIES paid in full to Mad Lads

MAD LADS HELD

— / 10,000

in the dev wallet

VALUE AT FLOOR

— SOL

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SOL DEPLOYED

— SOL

across 0 buys

$MADLADS MARKET CAP

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The cheapest Lad on the market right now. The moment the treasury covers him, he joins the vault.

MANIFESTO

Trade, fill the treasury, buy the floor. Hold. Repeat until the fees stop or the collection runs out. No committee, no discretionary selling, no "strategic rebalancing". A Lad in is a Lad in.

The vault

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VAULT EMPTY

The first Lad is on the way. Trade to fill the treasury.

ON THE BENCH · CHEAPEST LADS RIGHT NOW

The method

FOUR STEPS · NO COMMITTEE

You trade

$MADLADS trades on StonkFun's LaunchLab curve, then on Raydium after graduation. Every swap pays a 1% fee.

Fees flow to the treasury

StonkFun forwards the creator half, 0.5% of every trade, straight to the dev wallet. No claim button, no delay, no middleman.

The treasury fills

The bot watches the wallet and the Mad Lads floor on Magic Eden. When the SOL in the treasury covers the cheapest Lad plus royalties and fees, it fires.

Buy floor. Hold forever.

It buys the cheapest listed Lad into the dev wallet. Never above floor, never sold. One Lad at a time, until the fees stop.

The ledger

EVERY PURCHASE · ON-CHAIN

When	Lad	Paid	Tx
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The token

CLASSIFIEDS

CONTRACT ADDRESS

Launching soon

Ticker: $MADLADS
Launchpad: StonkFun · Raydium LaunchLab
Pair: SOL
Trading fee: 1% (0.5% treasury · 0.5% StonkFun)
Liquidity: Locked (Burn & Earn)
Price: —

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RULES OF THE HOUSE

Floor only. The bot buys the cheapest listed Lad. Never a bid above floor, never a rare premium.
Never sell. There is no sell function in the bot. Lads go in, Lads stay.
Royalties paid. Mad Lads creators get their 4.2% on every buy. We are guests in their house.
Public wallet. The treasury is the dev wallet. Anyone can audit every Lad and every SOL.
Dumb by design. One loop, every few minutes: check treasury, check floor, buy if it fits.

Letters to the editor

FAQ

Is this affiliated with Mad Lads or Backpack?

No. Mad Lads Strategy is an independent community experiment that buys Mad Lads on the open market. Mad Lads is a collection by Backpack; we just really like it.

Where do the fees come from?

StonkFun launches charge a 1% fee on every trade. Half goes to the platform, half is forwarded automatically to the token creator's wallet. That wallet is the treasury.

Who controls the Lads?

The dev wallet. The strategy is that they are never sold. There is no smart contract lock; the promise is enforced by the bot having no sell path and by the wallet being public for anyone to watch.

What happens after the token graduates?

After bonding, trading moves to a Raydium pool with permanently locked liquidity. Creator fees keep flowing through StonkFun's Burn & Earn fee key, so the treasury keeps filling.

Does holding $MADLADS give me a claim on the Lads?

No. $MADLADS is a memecoin with a treasury narrative, not a security or a fund. The Lads sit in the dev wallet as a public strategy, not as collateral you can redeem.